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  • A woman met a man at a club and went back to his place for sex. Afterward, she said “You must be a good dentist.” He replied, “How did you know I'm a dentist.” She said, “I didn't feel a thing.”
  • Love's a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population of the next generation.
    Do you understand my explanation?
    Or do you need a demonstration?
  • A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
    The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
    "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

    The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

    On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
    The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"


  • A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
    "What size?" asks the clerk.
    "Gee, I don't know."
    "Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!"
    The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.

    Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!"
    The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.
    A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
    "What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4.
    She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"

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